about the sea

Pregnant mermaids and oysters’ balls
source: the star online

HERE are snippets from children writing about the sea:

This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age six)

Oysters’ balls are called pearls. (James, six)

If you are surrounded by sea you are an island. If you don’t have sea all round you, you are in continent. (Wayne, seven)

Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She’s not my friend no more. (Kylie, six)

A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy, eight)

My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. (Millie, six)

When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn’t blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William, seven)

I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen, six)

I’m not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can’t think what to write. (Amy, six)

Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher, seven)

When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin, six)

Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can’t go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky, eight)

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